Kitchen Novice: Mashed Potato Misery
I’m a big enough person to admit when I fail. And I have, indeed, failed.
One of the perks of working at the Cooking Light offices is the free food that occasionally crops up. Last week I snagged a few small potatoes, just enough for a two-serving dish of homemade mashed potatoes.
Now, I’ve mentioned that my family never cooked much, but I have one very distinct memory of my father making an incredible batch of this starchy comfort food. Skin on, slightly lumpy, and exactly how I like them.
That memory is what I was trying to recreate in my newest culinary endeavor. The key word here, however, is “trying.”
The instructions for these Basic Mashed Potatoes seemed simple enough, and I had all the ingredients. All I had to do was reduce the amount of liquid to match the smaller amount of potatoes I had. No problem.
So I proceed to boil the potatoes. According to the Internet, it would take me 12 to 15 minutes depending on the size of the spuds. I set my timer and waited.
When the wait was over, I poked them with a fork to see if they were tender. No dice. Set the timer again, waited, checked them, still not soft enough. So I waited a bit more. Nope.
After over half an hour of waiting for the potatoes to get tender, I finally just decided to mash them and hope that the milk and broth would get them to the appropriate texture and smoothness.
So I mashed. And my arm got sore. Added the milk and broth. Cooked for two minutes and mashed some more. Sour cream, salt, and pepper. Mash, mash, mash.
And what I was left with was a bowl of incredibly lumpy yet somehow soupy potatoes.
Frustrated, I looked back at the recipe to see if I had missed something. I had to have missed something.
“Ingredients: Cubed, peeled baking potatoes…”
Cubed, peeled baking potatoes.
Oh well, Jackie. We’ll do better next time.
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